Cell phone tips for the train:
- Put your phone on vibrate - I don't need to hear the polyphonic version of Livin' La Vida Loca
- Turn down your volume - hearing "Mommy wommy loves you" 28 times at top volume is enough to send anyone over the edge
- Keep it short - remember when cell phones came with 30 minutes a month? Act like it.
- Oh and I will come over the seat if you even think of using speakerphone.